“Crazy Eyes” McGurskey
34 / m / his sad apartmentOn his way to becoming a legendary crime slayer—like his father—only to be thwarted by sadness, emotion and heartache.
James “Jimmy” Jackson
31 / m / the streetsAn aspiring gangster with a chip on his shoulder, prone to petty illegal dumping and animal-involved sex crimes.
Tyrone “Chuckles” Valley
28 / m / PETA hqA gentle, rogue devient, known for violent acts of vandalism and love for all of God's creatures.
∞ / f / heavenTHE baddest, most-ass-kicking Jesus around. She’s the real deal.
10 / ?? / a prison of colored pebblesShe’s an ex-carnie goldfish, with a death wish. What more do you need to know?
40 / m / anywhere but Pancho'sA straight-laced, nearly-no-nonsense detective. He used to be McGurskey’s partner, but things change.