"Crazy Eyes" McGurskey used to be a ball-busting, dick-punching detective, until a divorce-induced nervous breakdown left him badgeless and utterly alone.
At the end of each episode, YOU CHOOSE what McGurskey will do next.
“Crazy Eyes” McGurskey
34 / m / his sad apartment
On his way to becoming a legendary crime slayer—like his father—only to be thwarted by sadness, emotion and heartache.
James “Jimmy” Jackson
31 / m / the streets
An aspiring gangster with a chip on his shoulder, prone to petty illegal dumping and animal-involved sex crimes.
Tyrone “Chuckles” Valley
28 / m / PETA hq
A gentle, rogue devient, known for violent acts of vandalism and love for all of God's creatures.
40 / m / anywhere but Pancho's
A straight-laced, nearly-no-nonsense detective. He used to be McGurskey’s partner, but things change.
∞ / f / heaven
THE baddest, most-ass-kicking Jesus around. She’s the real deal.
10 / ?? / a prison of colored pebbles
She’s an ex-carnie goldfish, with a death wish. What more do you need to know?