"Crazy Eyes" McGurskey used to be a ball-busting, dick-punching detective, until a divorce-induced nervous breakdown left him badgeless and utterly alone. 
 

At the end of each episode, YOU CHOOSE what McGurskey will do next.

 

 
 
 

Episode Guide

 
 
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Who's Who?

 
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“Crazy Eyes” McGurskey
Ted Limpert
34 / m / his sad apartment

On his way to becoming a legendary crime slayer—like his father—only to be thwarted by sadness, emotion and heartache.

James “Jimmy” Jackson
Shane Osgood
31 / m / the streets

An aspiring gangster with a chip on his shoulder, prone to petty illegal dumping and animal-involved sex crimes.

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Tyrone “Chuckles” Valley
Dan Licata
28 / m / PETA hq

A gentle, rogue devient, known for violent acts of vandalism and love for all of God's creatures.

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Roy
McKerwin

Andy Baldeschwiler
40 / m / anywhere but Pancho's

A straight-laced, nearly-no-nonsense detective. He used to be McGurskey’s partner, but things change.

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Kung "Fu" 
Jesus

Monique Moses
∞ / f / heaven

THE baddest, most-ass-kicking Jesus around. She’s the real deal.

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Gladdis

Carassius Auratus
10 / ?? / a prison of colored pebbles

She’s an ex-carnie goldfish, with a death wish. What more do you need to know?

 
 

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